Not only do I experience WRITER'S BLOCK, I also experience WRITER'S NEVER START (which is known to few as writer's block). Today I experienced the billowy feather of a eagle [that was made of swords, that fell on me] known as writer's block,

and it was MOST DEFINITELY NOT LOVELY. 

Writer's block as two main symptoms: your writing ability being blocked, and the inexplainable need to find more ways to make sounds with your body (e.g. the ankle pop).

Writer's for many years have experienced this phenomenon, (great writer's have kicked its ass) and it has gone by many names, e.g. writer's block. BUT, what you may not have known is that writer's block can happen in REAL LIFE. Not in the alternate dimension that all great writer's meditate into to grab their best selling books. 

Writer's block can even happen in places where you aren't even writing! Now some of you may be saying, "Wyatt, wouldn't that not be writer's block and ju--" Shut up! Writer's block can come when you are doing basketball, and are trying to quickly jot down the poem you were thinking of while doing a dunk, but were then blocked. WRITER'S BLOCKED! 

It can be when you can't think of what the next musical note needs to be in your song about writer's being incredibly handsome. WRITER'S BLOCKED!

It can even be when you are in the NORMAL DIMENSION and are writing a blog post but can't think of anything to write! WRITER'S BL--

But wait! Like a GREAT infomercial, there is more!

You can stop writer's block from ever happening!

And there you have it!