WARNING: Warnings will be placed wherever the hell I want them to be because I am EXTREMELY POWERFUL.Many people have told me that I am an artist. Which is plainly not true. I am THE ARTIST.All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. But Wyatt, he is THE ARTIST and I bow down to his glory. You know what I'm saying?-Pablo PicassoSEE! a genuine quote from a real artist!But, being THE ARTIST has it's drawbacks (even when people name black...

HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW I WRITE AT 2 IN THE MORNING FOR YOU:Some nights, I can't sleep.Tonight, will forever go down in the history books as one of those nights. That is presuming that they write history books about when I cant sleep, which they probably will because my life is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (not pronounced s-ewwwwwww) interesting.Today our topic will be about views. Not those silly "POLITICAL VEIWS" peasants have. I am talking about real views. Like views on youtube, or for...

"For me, writer's block totally never happens hahaha never ever."-something I have never saidNot only do I experience WRITER'S BLOCK, I also experience WRITER'S NEVER START (which is known to few as writer's block). Today I experienced the billowy feather of a eagle [that was made of swords, that fell on me] known as writer's block,and it was lovelyand it was MOST DEFINITELY NOT...

This blog post will be divided into THREE PARTS. A first part, a second part, then another part which I will count up to later. So FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS (if you are reading this in a car).PART ONEthe goodI am a big believer in the "GIF SET RESPONSE" in any situation. Facebook, Twitter, the State of The Union, Myspace, School Reports, and so on. (I was only joking!...

This, unfortunately, may be the end of all my wisdom and all my ever powerful thoughts. The same thoughts that have been known, from time to time, to move mountains a few nanometers (A FEW NANOMETERS!!!) may now be forcibly removed because "You don't have space in your mouth for them, oh great wise one." Is exactly what the dentist said to me.He looked at me with his...

       Ah, the beauty that is blogging.       Originally I thought that blogging was a useless diary for teen girls to write down in their patented OMG's and LOL's and complaints on the universe and it's downfalls (mainly in the field of men).       However, now I have found that it is completely different! It is no longer a stupid diary for girls! It is also for MEN! I have found this out because I started...